November 20, 2005

Feline Haiku

My dad sent this to me from his travels on the Internet. I found it very amusing and thought I would share.

*Five Feline Haiku*

1.
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

2.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.'

3.
In deep sleep, hear sound.
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

4.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

5.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
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